> Today be my baby girl 18th birthday. I be so glad
> that dis be my last child support payment!
> Monthafter month, year after year, all dose
> payments! So I callmy baby girl, LaKeesha, to come
> to my house, and whenshe get here, I say, ‘Baby
> girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma
> house and tellher dis be the last check she ever be
> gettin’ from me, and I want you to come back and tell
> me the ’spression on yo mama face.’ So, my baby girl
> take the check over to her momma. I be anxious
> to hear what she say, and bout the ’spression on her
> face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, ‘Now
> what yo momma say ’bout that?’ She say to tell you
> that ‘you ain’t my daddy’ and watch the ’spression
> on yo face’!!!
> A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes
> across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
> up the lamp and gives it a rub.
>
> Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been
> granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the > Blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in
> a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50
> beautiful women.
> After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore
> the fabulous mansion.
> Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks
> down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
> Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there > are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him > outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him > by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, > they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.
> One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand
> the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big
> mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting
> to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a
> black man is beyond me?
When we came back from that Short hop to Croatia last week and crossed the border we saw a nice spot down at the Drava and thought "that might be a neat place for fishing". So we went down there and tried to find our way through that little outskirts of Barcs and found ourselves all of a sudden at the doorsteps of the Drava Strandbad.
It seems to be made for Eco tourism, at least that's what the big sign says.
Almost nobody there though. And it was a holiday in Hungary, so people should have been there, no? I didn't take a picture of the green grass to show that nobody was there, but here's a view across the river. That's the Hungarian / Croatian border right there.
The cafe looks unfinished. And the whole site not too welcoming at all. Plus, there are no advertisements or signs in Barcs or anywhere else. Strange. It was open though.
An interesting thing is, they offer canoe tours. Would like to do that one day, but only when the Drava is low on water, not with the current it had that day, no thanks ;)
I finally, thanks to a reminder by wonderful Firecrackinmama, to check out yuwie again. I got a bit tired of it last year, we shall see if I'll stick around this time.
I'm currently trying to clean the house a bit, so just drop by for a coffee if you care and interrupt my cleaning process. I'll be delighted to offer some cake as well ;)
Hope you are all well out there - we sure are.
Currently we are enjoying our summer in Hungary. Fishing, drinking, eating, relaxing and not doing much in general.
A friend did a wonderful page to support her artsy friends (like me - thanks - kisses!) with some cash and her non-artsy friends with wonderful presents for Christmas or other occasions:
